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Hi all! here’s the page.

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Hi all! just a late reminder that we will be at VanCAF this weekend! (May 21st – May 22nd 2016)

Come see us at table H5 all weekend where we will have books and prints! Or just stop by and say hi. Hope to see some of you there!

vancaf2016

 

  • danny

    whoever recommended a matter of life and death, meet me in the pit. im in too deep.

    • Kyqueeniw

      Same tbh

      • Dashiki

        What is your profile pic from?? Looks cute

        • Kyqueeniw

          It’s called autophobia! It’s a great webcomic and I highly recommend reading it :^))

          • Dashiki

            I think I’ve heard about it before but not gotten around to reading it yet. Welp… guess I know what I am doing tonight. Thanks!

          • Kyqueeniw

            No problem boblem ;)

          • Dashiki

            I have never heard anyone say it like that before. That… may be the cutest t way I have ever been told np. I love it

          • danny

            WHO DARES TO FLIRT WITH MY WIFE

          • Dashiki

            IM SORRY! I MEAN NO HARM BUT… IT WAS TO FREAKING CUTE. *bow* I mean no ill will, just wish to be friends of you and your adorable wife.

          • danny

            omg thats precious yes be friends with my wife and i

    • Dashiki

      Count me in.

    • TricksterTurtle

      Nice to meet you ;-;

      • Dashiki

        YOU!!! YOU ARE A TERRIBly great person for a wonderful recommendation. Thank you, you beautiful soul.

        Thats about all the fight I got in meh…

  • Espurr Mum

    Maybe if we give them sacrifices something will happen.

    • Passe

      What should we sacrifice first..

      • Espurr Mum

        Anyone who has ever even thought of MariaxAdrian
        Give them NO MERCY
        take their families as well.

        • Espurr Mum

          We must please Hazel and Bell.

          WE MUST

          • Passe

            How does someone even ship MariaxAdrian when AdrianxCarter IS CANON.

          • Elbi FandomFan

            I think we should sell David’s soul to the devils from hell actually (?

          • Espurr Mum

            we need candles,salt,and a lamb.

            The david thing could work as well

          • Espurr Mum

            I dont know…but I’ll find them

            Its like that small group that still ship CeilxElizabeth from black butler.You’ll find them.

          • Dashiki

            Think they will take tributes? I have already sold my soul so there is not much to offer but I can sacrifice all that is left of me for the greater good!

      • throwingpineapples

        David

    • TricksterTurtle

      MUM YOUHAVE BEEN HERE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS I KEEP LOGGING ON AND OFF SINCE THIS MORNING AND YOURE ALWAYS HERE

      • Elbi FandomFan

        Always the mum here (?

        • TricksterTurtle

          ?? Espurr mum tho

          • Espurr Mum

            children

      • Espurr Mum

        Look at my eyes.

        Child I can’t sleep.
        I have no eyelids.

        • TricksterTurtle

          Dear God I’m scared

          • Espurr Mum

            *starts whispering the words to “A Thousand Miles”

        • Elbi FandomFan

          *titanic music here*

      • Espurr Mum

        Also,I see everything.

        I am mom

  • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

    I was praying to the yaoi gods that this story would not update without me…. I regret it now.

    • Espurr Mum

      *Chants “sacrifice”*

  • TricksterTurtle

    We should call Hazel and Bell our ice cream moms because HB

  • senuca

    I’m working on my Adrian wig while refreshing and watching a d&d session. It’s not finished so it’s still a mess but i’m trying so hard guys :c i need a carter one day. Where are my british MCM London ARH fans at so i can love you each may and october

    • senuca

      This is a progress shot i forgot to upload with it whoops. It’s also more orange than the photo shows i swear.

      • Espurr Mum

        you are now my favorite child

        • senuca

          I’ve never been a favourite child before so this has brightened my life up

          • Dashiki

            ;u;

  • Espurr Mum

    don’t worry children,here is a song to calm your nerves

    • artsyfartsybitchface

      thx mum

      • Espurr Mum

        Don’t you dare sass me

        • TricksterTurtle

          thx mum

          • Espurr Mum

            If i had eyelids I would blink at you.

            you disappointment

    • lola

      ty mum <3

    • throwingpineapples

      You know you’re fucked when all you think of is Supernatural

  • TricksterTurtle

    A a a a stayin’ alive
    Stayin’ alive

    • Espurr Mum

      sa a a a
      sacrifice
      sacrifice

  • Dashiki
  • TricksterTurtle

    So are all of us here within the same age group *puts science glasses on*
    Is anyone at all here older than 17? Or younger than 12?

    • Dashiki

      I am older, not by too much though

    • danny

      im older wow

    • Espurr Mum

      I’m mom and I have no eyelids so yes.

    • Espurr Mum

      I’m younger.(not younger then 12 XD
      This is one messed up family.

      • Espurr Mum

        I didn’t mean younger then 12 XD

      • Dashiki

        ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU ARE NOT REALLY MY MOTHER?!?!?!

        • Espurr Mum

          I’m a time lord.
          Thats what I’m telling you.

          • Dashiki

            Does this mean I can time travel?

          • Espurr Mum

            pft no

          • Dashiki

            Damn. I thought today was the day I got to find out I have ultra secret powers and become a boss.

          • Espurr Mum

            no.. all the kids that don’t die when I battle them all against eachother in a junior’s hunger games. If you some how survive and are a weak one.

            I sell you off at 14

          • Espurr Mum

            then the strongest female will kill me and eat me with I’m old. She will take my place and the cycle of life repeats.

            beautiful

          • Dashiki

            Pls don’t sell me of mum, not until the update. Then you can sell my soul, sacrifice me whatever…

          • Espurr Mum

            don’t sass me

          • Dashiki

            ;u;

          • Espurr Mum

            If i could blink child I would be blinking with rage

          • Dashiki

            Nuuuuu! I have angered the mum

          • Espurr Mum

            I can’t feel emotionI’m a android

          • TricksterTurtle

            An*

          • Espurr Mum

            the strong ones get to stay in my colony

          • TricksterTurtle

            DOCTOR MOM

          • Espurr Mum

            mum*

            disgrace

          • TricksterTurtle

            Mom you don’t understand me

          • Dashiki

            I sense a rebel in our ranks

      • TricksterTurtle

        Mom so I was born before you is this a paradox

        • Espurr Mum

          you were a mistake

          • TricksterTurtle

            I cri

          • Dashiki

            I still love you my fellow sibling

          • Espurr Mum

            dashiki your not allowed to

          • Dashiki

            but mum…

          • Espurr Mum

            ARE U GETTING SASSY

          • Dashiki

            ………

          • Espurr Mum

            watch yoself

          • Dashiki

            Yes mum

    • throwingpineapples

      Older

      • TricksterTurtle

        Rad *high fives*

        • throwingpineapples

          *proceeds to miss high five like the ninja I am*

    • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

      im younger than 17

      • TricksterTurtle

        Cool!! *fistbumps*

        • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

          *opens fist* Turkey!

    • Elbi FandomFan

      13 lol

      • TricksterTurtle

        *Runs out of ideas* umm ummm GROUP HUG

        • Dashiki

          (>”)> <(''<)

          • Espurr Mum

            if i wasn’t an android and could feel emotion i would be happy.
            yaa hugs

      • PacifyHer

        Same

    • PacifyHer

      Wtf is this??

    • http://straynekoboy.tumblr.com Riley Lebowicz

      I’m 16.

    • McKenzie

      im 13. i just found this webcomic today and GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh .. no words can express my love for this and for how long i cried at the words “But you won’t have many updates left after this one, so enjoy the time you have left!”

  • TricksterTurtle

    Let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song

    • Espurr Mum

      OUR C A M P F I R E S O N G song

      • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

        I can’t sing your campfire song. It’s not my brand.

        • Espurr Mum

          theres a espurr for everything these days

          • TricksterTurtle

            Mum I’m so sorry for you
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdcYIDSY23A

            (Trigger warning: flashing imagery not suitable for epilepsy and other similar conditions bc I am a Science Angel)

          • Espurr Mum

            How dare you bring up what should be left in the past
            *slaps trick across the face*

          • TricksterTurtle

            I am 2d you cannot slop me

  • Espurr Mum
  • Espurr Mum
  • TricksterTurtle

    Me when this comic updates
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5O0OZQ3BuTQ

    • Espurr Mum

      w0t

      • TricksterTurtle

        U ar mi role model

        • Espurr Mum
          • TricksterTurtle

            I will have nightmares dear god

          • Espurr Mum

            you need to wake up first

          • TricksterTurtle

            Wake me up inside

          • http://straynekoboy.tumblr.com Riley Lebowicz

            Can’t wake up!

    • TricksterTurtle
      • Espurr Mum

        me waiting for the comic and breathing

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8enLk3bG38

        • TricksterTurtle

          Is that music from link or ib?

          • Espurr Mum

            i think it’s ib

          • imnotahomosexual~John

            Oh my god are you even pokemon fans? That’s lavender town..

          • Espurr Mum

            I wanted to say that because duh but I don’t know pokemon that well and that wasn’t one of the options so I just went with Ib. I am a slight fan.

          • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

            fkn excuses lmao

          • Espurr Mum

            don’t sass your mother

      • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

        so much homestuck lmao

  • hlaváheck

    I GOT SO UPSET MY PHONE GLITCHED AND I THOUGHT IT UPDATED,

  • TricksterTurtle

    I’m gonna go to sleep and hope it’s updated tomorrow morning, wish me luck.

    • Espurr Mum

      sleep tight child

  • Espurr Mum

    this chat is full of sin

    • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

      i am the sin

  • PacifyHer

    I just want to read ARH

    • TricksterTurtle

      Your naaaammmmeeee

      • PacifyHer

        Thanks?

  • senuca

    I finished the wig and now i smell like hairspray.

    • Espurr Mum

      mother approves

      • PacifyHer

        Same.

      • senuca

        Mother i’m dying from hairspray fumes send help

        • Espurr Mum

          does this look like the face of mercy

          inhale your fumes so you can grow up to be big and strong child

          • PacifyHer

            I’m dying omfg sthap

          • Espurr Mum

            i cannot stop

            i’m also miley cyrus

          • PacifyHer

            Oh the plot twist

          • senuca

            Our mother is miley cyrus

            Why did i never know this
            I am ashamed as a daughter

          • Espurr Mum

            don’t worry I’m an android

            i don’t feel emotion

          • senuca

            I will embrace hairspray fumes and all things homo under your guidance mother

          • Espurr Mum

            this is why your the favorite

  • PacifyHer

    This is all of us

    • Espurr Mum

      i am going to explode

      i can’t wait anymore

    • TricksterTurtle

      Omg

    • senuca

      I’ve never related to an image more

    • artsyfartsybitchface

      I’m the milk

  • hlaváheck

    Maybe we should start that sacrifice now

    • Espurr Mum

      ok, please step into the pit of fire.

    • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

      *whispers* I’ll bring the marshmallows!

  • Adrian Makes My Nipples Hard

    *refreshes* *glitches* *gets excited* *screams when nothing new happens*

  • PacifyHer

    It’s gonna be night before I know it

  • Espurr Mum

    I’ve been watching all H&B’s social media accounts like a hawk.

    • PacifyHer

      Me with Bell on twitter

      • bellhasabat

        hi thanks for following my archive of nendos and shitposts

  • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

    i’m listening to music and constanlty refreshing

  • Espurr Mum

    *Sacrifices people for Hazel and Bell*

  • that smol ghost

    hello yes I volenteer to be the human sacrifice for the update

    • Espurr Mum

      *pushes into pit of fire*
      Thank you,come again soon

  • it me

    it’s time to start the sacrifices

    • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

      i kno where ur fukin avatar is from can’t fool these eyes oh no no no i have seen almost every good gay story out there

  • Espurr Mum

    SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE

  • senuca

    I’ll sacrifice the wig i did if that helps

    All for a good cause

    • that smol ghost

      thank you for participating in the ritual

      • senuca

        We must sacrifice everything we hold dear, so i shall give this for you all. I hope my contribution helps in some small way.

    • Espurr Mum

      your brave child

  • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

    i really don’t want to but i would sacrifice my lunchable for this shiz, yes i’m eating a lunchable and cold hershy kisses are damn good

    • Espurr Mum

      im addicted to lunchables.

  • that smol ghost

    //sacrifices ghost soul

  • Espurr Mum

    me rn

    • PacifyHer

      This is me. I am this. We are one.

  • Espurr Mum

    I wonder what goes through H&B’s heads when they see chat

    • that smol ghost

      probably wondering what the fuck their Fandom has become because of an update

      • Espurr Mum

        i like..soaked chat in espurr and sacrificing

        • that smol ghost

          that’s exactly what the chat needs

    • PacifyHer

      They’re like “oh my fuck, you’re all crazy”

  • Zen

    sacrifice

  • Espurr Mum

    sacrifice

  • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

    i want to sacrifice all of my packs of green tea for this cuz i know how much hazel and belle love tea

  • Zen

    I cant sacrifice my soul because my body is just an empty shell of dank

    • that smol ghost

      #painfullyrelateable

  • Espurr Mum

    *sacrifices children*

    • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

      WELL SHIT

      • Espurr Mum

        *push*

    • PacifyHer

      That took a dark turn,

  • paige

    im sacrificing myself bye

    • that smol ghost

      welcome to the ghost realm kiddo

      • paige

        im happy 2 be here

  • Espurr Mum

    *scream8

  • that smol ghost

    //arranges milk, cardigans ,and arh merchandise in a satanic ritual circle

    • PacifyHer

      Yes, perfecr.

  • Bluebell

    I’m throwing a dance party until this updates, who wants to come? ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬

    • Espurr Mum

      will this dancing involve sacrificing

      • Bluebell

        …maybe ♪L(´▽`L )♪

        • https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nagisa_Hazuki Nagisa Hazuki

          i will be very disappointed if it didnt ಠ_ಠ

          • Bluebell

            no worries, we got the sacrifice 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

          • https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nagisa_Hazuki Nagisa Hazuki

            woo! we good then ♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/

        • Espurr Mum

          its a sexy party

          ok im ded

        • Bluebell

          ┌(・。・)┘♪

  • paige

    waiting for the update like

  • Espurr Mum

    JUST SACRIFICE MORE

  • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

    Hi welcome to always raining here.

    • hlaváheck

      THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

      • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

        thanks it took me 15 minutes to make

  • https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nagisa_Hazuki Nagisa Hazuki

    i shall sacrifice all of my dank memes and lenny faces………probably my soul, too.
    anything else?

    • http://smolpanchild.tumblr.com/ Bag O’ Gay

      your will in humanity

  • that smol ghost

    this whole chat rn

  • PacifyHer

    THIS FANDOM TURNED INTO A FUCKING CULT

  • paige

    im eating a bagel and cried in agony for an update & started choking

    i almost died from asphyxiation as the result of a blueberry bagel with a 5 inch diameter sliding down my esophagus from the lack of an update of a gay ass webcomic, g o o d by e

    • PacifyHer

      I’m eating a popsicle

      • paige

        deepthroating practice 101

        • PacifyHer
    • Espurr Mum

      sacrifice?

      • PacifyHer

        You need to chill mum, goddamn

      • paige

        this is what we’ve come to

  • Espurr Mum

    KILL FOR HAZEL KILL FOR BELL KILL FOR YAOI